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S1Sanctuary

You're not gonna run, Faith.

What do you wanna do? You gonna throw me off the road again?

Any reason what I shouldn't?

There's nothing I can do for you, B. I can't ever make it right.

So you're just going to take off again. Leave us to clean up yet another one of your messes.

It would make things easier for you.

Till you got bored with the whole guilt thing, decided to come back to shake things up?

That's not gonna happen.

You're right. It's not.

Angel said there was no way you were gonna give me a chance.

I gave you every chance! I tried so hard to help you, and you spat on me. My life was just something for you to play with. Angel, Riley, anything that you could take from me, you took. I've lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim.

And you can't stand that. You're all about control. You have no idea what it's like on the other side. When nothing's in control, nothing makes sense. There's just pain and hate, and nothing you do means anything. You can't even--

Shut up!

Just tell me how to make it better.

S1War Zone

[The Angel Investigations team is at the home of a wealthy new client.]

Oh, I've missed that smell!

Camembert, I believe.

What? No, money. I like to smell a little money once in a while.

She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.

DNDavid Nabbit

Are you familiar with Dungeons & Dragons?

Yeah. I've seen a few.

You mean the, uh, role-playing game.

Oh. Game. Right.

They locked ya in, huh?

No, I just love ol' meat lockers.

You should've tried to call us on your cell phone. You probably forgot you had it.

These things hardly ever work. Besides, it was a lot easier and quicker to just ... Look I'm the boss here, I ... say when we're gonna use the cell phones and ... people are gonna die here and I ... have to go.

S1Blind Date

Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes, some with double vision. No blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species.

What, Helen Kellerus Homicidalus?

Well, our files aren't a hundred percent, but I guess it's fair to say you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor. No shoes, no toilet, six of us kids in one room. And come flu season it was down to four. I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. And my daddy's being nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. So yeah, we had a choice. You got stepped on or you got to stepping. And I swore to myself that I was not gonna be the guy standing there with a stupid grin on my face while my life got dribbled out.

[head falls off hand] [pretends to jolt awake] I'm sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?

[Gunn barges into the main office of the evil law firm, Wolfram & Hart.]

Whoo Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em. Damn, here it is. Evil white folks really do have a mecca. Now, now, now girls, don't get all riled up. (screams) Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assulting me up in this haven of justice?! Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, y'all can cater to the demon... cater to the dead man... but what about the black man!?

S1To Shanshu in L.A.

I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame.

It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.

Nobody gets my humor.

I thought it was funny.

Oh.

He's got a soul but he's not a part of the world...he can never be part of the world.

Because he doesn't want stuff? That's ridiculous!

[Wesley takes Cordelia's doughnut]

Hey I want that!

What connects us to life?

Right now i'm going with 'Doughnut'

What connects us to life is the simple truth we are part of it. We live, we grow, we change but Angel...

..can't do any of those things

DDoctor

[after Angel storms into a vision-delirious Cordelia's hospital room] You can't be in here! ...Are you family?

[pushes her aside] Yes!

Never a dull moment when you're around is there?

I have to go.

Who the hell do you think you are?! You are a major witness in a major crime scene. You're not going anywhere!

You wanna try and stop me, Kate?

I'm glad were not playing friends anymore, and I'm real sick and tired of your attitude. There is a thing called the law.

This isn't about the law. It's about a little thing called life. Now, I'm sorry about your father, but I didn't kill your father and I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for everything you can't handle. You wanna be enemies? Try me!

The vampire with the soul, once he fulfills his destiny will 'shanshu.' Become human. It's his reward.

Wow! Angel human!

That'll be nice.

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