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S1 E15Unfinished Business

The next game is called Questions.

[in confessional about the questions game] The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

[to Joanie and Brooke] A TV and a remote.

[to Joanie] Why do you keep changing me all the time? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[to Brooke] Why is your antennae all crooked? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[to Jade and Furonda] A job interview.

[to Furonda] I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [a negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Not a Question"]

[to Jade] You gotta ask questions.

Oh, see, this is confusing. [to Nick Cannon] Man...

[to Jade] The game is called Questions!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

[to Jade] Start it all off with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

[to Nick Cannon] Alright, man.

[to Jade] I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

[to Joanie] My is bigger than yours.[another negative buzzer rings and a large red x appears on the screen saying "Definitely Not a Question"]

[to Jade] You totally just lost!

[in confessional] You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that wasn't humor to me. I was just like what?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"] What?! [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]

[rapping to Nnenna] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a win the title and you look like boo-boo.

[rapping to Danielle] You are a model, I knew that. [laughs] But you could at least? Learn how to talk!

[rapping to Nnenna] Walk is good, might not fall, your head's as shiny as a big rubber ball.

[rapping to everyone about her team] Yeah, my name is Joanie, you know what I mean, it's me and this white dude on this here black team, I got a volleyball diva, a hot Latina and two African queens! [in confessional] Jade comes in to "rap".

[rapping to Furonda] My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.

[in confessional about Jade's rap] Nobody else took it there like nobody was like, "Yo Jade, you look like an 85-year-old woman."

[rapping to Sara] Yo, you’re blonde, you’re too tall for this industry, you know what, I’m in this real if you’re not because let me tell you they're gonna not blow up your body.

[in confessional about Jade's attitude] I feel like Jade tries to make you feel low so that she can bring herself up.

[rapping about Jade to everyone] I think I'm gonna puke in the bottle if I hear one more thing about Jade, the undiscovered supermodel.

[to Sara] That doesn't rhyme. [silence voice]

[rapping] I hate the bust on you, cause I know it's your world, hey man get rid of your "s" curl.

[to Furonda] I'm going to let you pick a friend before I tell you what the prize is!

[nominates herself before Furonda even picks someone to share the prize PSA with] I volunteer!

[in confessional about Jade] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present to Nick Cannon] I'm going to pick Nnenna.

[in confessional about Jade's bad take for a CoverGirl commercial] She doesn't quite grasp the fact that she's got to improvise in this scene. It was thirty seconds of me listening to her heels clap on the concrete. [back to the present to Jade] This was you. [imitating Jade walking around and blowing kisses in the air and at the camera] What was that?! It was like...

[to Jay Manuel] I was making my entrance.

[to Jade] You were making your entrance, but you didn't improvise anything. Take two.

[to Jay Manuel] You guys look fabulous. What a party. Oh, my gosh! [in confessional] The second time, I just took my time, talking to people! [does a twirl during the commercial shoot] Wonderful, fabulous.

[whispering and laughing to the camera crew and Mike Rosenthal] She's a drag queen!

[to Jay Manuel] Okay...! [holding up the Covergirl product] This is... [laughs] Okay! [pause] Lightweight makeup... [bleep]

[to Jade] Cut! CoverGirls don't say that!

[in commercial] I love coming to Los Angeles. I love entertaining my friends. CoverGirl gives me confidence... to go out and make it through the day. [J Alexander bursts ouy laughing] Easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl.

[in confessional about Jade possibly facing elimination] Jade should be the most nervous because she swore.

[in commercial] For late nights, I want something light and hassle-free. Sheer. Long-lasting. Dermatologist tested. Easy, breezy beautiful. Easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl!

[after seeing her bad take that the judges chose] You guys used my worst one.

You're saying that this was your worst one?

Because the other one, I did the lines perfectly, and my improvving wasn't good.

On the first take, there was very little interaction with the background, and also... there was really no speaking. All we heard was footsteps.

You're only given one chance at casting to deliver your lines.

Who doesn't think it was their best take? Be honest. [Sara and Brooke raise their hands] You have to know that you're not the only person thinking that right now.

Yeah, it happens to all of us, in all walks of life.

I have worked for Victoria's Secret for ten years, and I'm like, "Why the hell did they choose that shot?" You'll never be 100% happy as a model. It was just very unnatural, and pushing too hard. Like, "Hey, girl! Mmm, ahh!", twisting and turning. And... it was very draggish. [later when deliberating with the other judges, she holds up Jade's photo] If this wasn't a drag queen walking through that party, I don't know what was!

Personally, I don't think either one of Jade's takes was any good.

She don't think that!

[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue] Jade you stand before me not because the commercial was very bad. You stand before me because you play the blame game. Do you know what Michael, your director, said during deliberations? Both of your takes were bad. Both of them...and the judges were turned off by your attitude. [flips over Jade's photo] Jade, you don't know it all. [Jade hugs Mollie Sue, who starts crying, before going to collect her photo] You don't know it all and that's why you have entered this competition because you have tried to model for so long and it hasn't happened. So now, it's time to just listen and learn.

Thank you for believing in me once again!

[to Mollie Sue] Thank you Mollie Sue.

[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's just that I'm so confused right now! For Jade to stay over me! It's just crazy!

[to Mollie Sue] Good luck! Don't give up!

[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's not being voted off, it's being voted off for not having personality!

[in confessional] I was in the bottom two again.

[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue in a repeat scene] Jade you stand before because you play the blame game and the judges were turned off by your attitude.

[in confessional] I need to redeem myself.

[in confessional about Nnenna on the phone] You see the sun rise, you see it set, you see the Eiffel Tower, you see the crows caw... all that going on, and Nnenna's still on the phone.

[about Nnenna to Leslie] Back there, whispering, laughing at me. What makes her so much better than me. She's from Africa?

[imitating Brooke to Jade] "You've been on the phone!"

[about Nnenna to Leslie] Go back to Africa if it's so damn great.

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