America's Next Top Model Season 1 quotes

Joanie

[in confessional about Gina] The freakout award goes to Gina!

[in confessional after winning the challenge] Yes! I redeemed myself!

[in confessional about Gina] I think a lot of people want Gina to go some. I wouldn't even mind seeing Gina go home. [laughs] The second we have to do something she's the first one to freak out!

Nigel

[about Danielle spraining her ankle] Falling is definitely your expertise.

Jay

Right now you look like your clunking on a mat.

Really? What does my face look like?

Jay

Like you're clunking on a mat.

Janice

[to Gina] What's your name?

[to Janice] Gina.

Janice

[to Gina] Hi, Gina!

[to Janice] I can't give a convincing photo.

Janice

[to Gina] You just said I can't give a convincing photograph. I don't want to hear the next thing out of your mouth, but go ahead!

Janice

[to Gina] Stand up and jump up and down on one leg!

[to Jade] You say you feel sorry for me. I feel very sorry for you! You don't understand anything! You think you're getting under my skin. You think you're intimidating me. You're not intimidating me at all.

[to Gina] Then, why are you so...

[to Jade] You can say whatever you want, Jade! I'm done with you.

[in confessional about Gina] I'm glad Gina decided to stand up for herself.

[in confessional] It was my battle and I think I did pretty well.

[in confessional about Gina] She looks so cheesy!

[in confessional about Nnenna] Nnenna is a cool girl. If she wins the challenges fine. Just give me America's Next Top Model.

[in confessional about Jade] It's just so random to hear Jade say she wants to be a kindergarten teacher. I would homeschool my child before they went to Jade's class.

[to Furonda] Everybody that meets me for the first time thinks I'm like a bitch. They think I'm...arrogant. Everybody that knows me knows I'm not like that. I'm, like, the most real individual.

[to Jade] If you're a real person, and a nice person why would you do that?

[to Furonda] You keep on going off on this nicelessness. It's not about that.

[to Jade] You're like, "I'm so positive, I'm so this, I'm so that." But that's...that's the facade you got going on, and I don't know what kind of issues you got...

[to Furonda] Facazz? What the hell is a facazz?

[to Jade] A facade. And that's...

[to Furonda] Facazz?

[to Jade] Facade.

Man, my life story... I need to write a book, and maybe one day I will and you should read it.

Joanie

[After Nnenna kisses the male model] He totally pitched a tent while they were in Africa. And not one you camp in.

Tyra

[to Brooke who has survived the bottom two over Gina] With possibilities there's potential, Brooke. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra

[to Gina] Thanks, Gina.

[to Tyra] Thank you. [hugs Nnenna and Jade]

Hahahah!

[in confessional after getting eliminated fourth] Modeling is definitely a lot hard than what people might think. I'm sad because I know I could have done so much better. I've learned that not everyone will like me no matter how friendly I am. There's always going to be obstacles in my life and it's up to me to figure it out on my own. [leaves house]

Tyra

Well, you guys are the Top 9. So, you've gotten this far. Is it hard to walking into the judging room, and... [sighs] I've been working so hard, I'm so tired, you guys. So...I'm so sorry, you guys. I don't mean to be all weak in front of you, but I'm just so light-headed.

Somebody bring her some water.

Tyra

I'm alright. [she "faints" soon after getting up from the couch]

Oh, gosh, Tyra!

Joanie

Oh, no!

Where's her pulse? Check her pulse!

Tyra

[gets up] I'm alright. [long pause] TODAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING!! WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING! ACTING, ACTING, ACTING! THAT WAS FAKE!!

That was a good job!

Tyra

[notices Furonda crying and walks to her] Aw! Are you okay?

[in confessional about Tyra] I think Tyra's too good of an actress, and that was a very mean trick she played on us!