Elyse Sewell quotes from America's Next Top Model

Elyse

[in confessional] I really just want to get away from everybody right now. The other girls are just...at this high volume, high energy all the time. I'm so tempted to just sit in here and be away from all the noise! [after hearing Robin, Ebony, and Shannon fighting during her confessional] Alright, I'm gonna stay in here with the door locked for just a couple more minutes!

Elyse

Robin, of course, qualifies every statement with, "I'm not saying that you're going to Hell, but you're going to Hell."

Elyse

[about Ebony] Her jaw was clenched. She didn't say a word to anybody—for once.

Elyse

[in the confessional] I do not have the will to walk in the catwalk like I give a damn! ... But I don't want to be model. I don't. I can't. It is so—augh! It's so irrelevant. Eliminate me. Do it!

Elyse

I am a militant atheist, and Robin actually showed me this Bible verse. [reading from the Bible at the request of Robin] "Foolish is the man who says there is no God..." That was a really forward thing to do. I don't believe in God, and it was offensive.

Elyse

[in the confessional] Adrianne, stop interrupting me. Stop quoting Jay and Silent Bob right next to my ear. I've had enough of you. I don't want to hear the same stories over and over. Robin, how fucking dare you show me that "Foolish is the atheist" Bible verse this morning, and ask me "What do I think of it?" What the fuck am I supposed to think of it? And you know what I think of you? Foolish is the woman who believes that goddamn tripe! Giselle, you fucking worthless cunt. You're so wasteful, bitchy, stupid—you're worthless. Your parents must be ashamed of you. J, you offended me today. I know that medical school is hard work. How could I possibly not be aware of that?! And secondly, how dare you imply that I'm uppity because I want to be a life saver and you don't? It takes a fucking ass to cover every seat, you shit slice! What else? Katie, I don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. You're the most insincere person I've ever met. Goddamn it. Let me fucking die. You bitches.

Elyse

[about her commercial] It was embarrassing. Can't wait to see that and laugh at it.

Elyse

Ebony-esque freak out...

Elyse

Everybody gets together and shakes their donk-donk for a prize. I don't think I'm going to participate in that.

Elyse

I'm not willing to alienate Giselle, because she's the only one with a straightening iron.

Elyse

[about Robin's comments which suggest she has an eating disorder] Robin, you're an idiot, and frankly, you're starting to act like a bitch too.

Elyse

If I don't win this contest, I'll start medical school in August.

That's a lot of work.

Elyse

Oh, I know.

Elyse

[in the confessional] Robin sort of, calmed everyone down by...making us all say a prayer.

People are taking the word, "competitiveness", and are turning this definition around, Lord. And Lord, I ask that you remove any negative thing...that is...anything that is not like you, that is not of you. And Lord, only one person can win, and the awesome thing about it is that you already know who that is. Lord, give us a clean spirit, Lord. Pure and whole, Jesus. Clear our minds, Lord.

Elyse

[in the confessional] I was really emotional during the prayer because...I was so uncomfortable with the entire situation.

And don't let us...look to be vindictive and catty and...self-righteous, and all those other things that are of demonic presence. And Lord, you don't have to believe in order to know that...it's just about being a good person, Lord. And I know that's not fashionable, being a good person. And bind Satan, Jesus. Amen.

Adrianne

[about Robin's prayer] I hope nothing like this morning ever happens again. It pissed me off.

Elyse

You know what? That prayer was so inappropriate.

[to Ebony] We know you black, I'm black, too. I'm not happy with my hair, you know? I look like an albino prostitute.

Elyse

I completely didn't understand Robin's assertion that her haircut made her look like a prostitute, but then again, I'm not really familiar with...prostitute trends.