America's Next Top Model quotes

I’m going through so much pain right now cause the harness was getting tighter so, my uterus is probably flat as a pancake right now.

Jay

When I put Danielle out there, I feel like a proud papa cause she knows what she’s doing.

Jade frightens me. Don't leave me in a room with Jade!

Tyra

[voiceover] Now only five girls remain. Jade, Furonda, Joanie, Danielle and Sara.

[in confessional] Ugh! I do kind of feel like a penis with ears. I had a condom on my head. A huge condom.

Tyra

[to Wendy] Wendy the judges see a model in person. They haven't seen that potential put into a photo. [voiceover] So Jade survived and Wendy was eliminated. [to Wendy] Wendy you have had a long, long journey and you have gone through hell and back but you're here and what you represent is someone that's strong. Someone that perseveres.

[to Joanie] I'll give you a hundred dollars if you eat this.

Joanie

[to Danielle] Get out of here!

[to Joanie] A hundred dollars.

Joanie

[to Danielle] A hundred dollars, I'll have E. coli and be dead at 6 am!

[to Joanie] But you'll have a hundred dollars. [to Furonda] Furonda! You want some money? [in confessional] These girls are filthy! They eat and leave things everywhere. [back to prensent] Look at this. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Joanie

[to Danielle] What else can we throw away?!

Joanie

[laughing in confessional about Furonda's dance] It wasn't anything Thai! It was hula, it was club, it was everywhere!

[in confessional] Shooting with an elephant, that reminds me of an ancient dinosaur. 'Cause they are in the dinosaur family.

[in confessional] When I hear Jade and Joanie fighting I was like whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk-whonk, I was trying to tune them down.

Tyra

[to Furonda and Jade in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the hotel, pack her belongings and fly home. Jade, the judges joke about it when you're in front of them, and they're like, "Jade marches to her own drum. Jade is Jade!" But then, you leave the room, and they're like, "Jade is Jade." And they feel like you've come to your end... [pause] of adapting. Jade, you march to your own drum. But if you knew everything, Jade, you'd be a supermodel already and that hasn't happened yet, and Furonda, we don't know what you're marching to. So who goes home? [long pause, flips over Jade's photo] Congratulations, Jade. [Jade hugs Furonda]

Thank you for believing in me once again.

Tyra

It's not necessarily me believing in you, but it's about you taking direction, Jade. There's something about you that's just like, "I'll change a little, but I know best!" I know you have potential, Jade. Don't be your own worst enemy. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Thank you. [collects her photo and joins Danielle, Sara and Joanie]

Tyra

Thank you Furonda.

Thank you. [goes to hug and say goodbye to Jade, Danielle, Sara and Joanie, runway walks her way out]

Tyra

Work it!

[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] I was in the bottom two last week...

Tyra

[in a repeat scene of Jade and Furonda in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward?

[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] ...and I'm like back in my old position again. [multiple repeat scenes of Jade surviving the bottom two are shown when Wendy, Mollie Sue and Brooke were getting eliminated back in Los Angeles] Bottom two. I don't belong there, man! What is going on?

[in confessional] Tuk-tuks are like miniature cabs but they're all open on the sides.

[in confessional] If it was up to me, I wouldn't have chose to ride in the toot-toot...hoop-hoop...pu-pu...tuk-tuk...hoopty, okay? Because I would have had something with windows, something with doors.

[in confessional] I'm not good with directions, I cannot read maps. Personally, I'm terrified because I have a feeling that I'm gonna look up and I'm gonna see a sign that says, "Welcome to Korea".