[about the photoshoot] I didn't really ever have a boyfriend. I'm still like in the fifth-grade mode where I get really beet red and I'm a little freaked out.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Looks to the left! Oooh!
[to Tiffany during the judging test] If you don't do this, you're going to go home.
[to Naima, Kahlen, Keenyah, Brittany, Christina and Tatiana] Tiffany could have won, she could have been the top model.
Hi! I'm Christina here with Entertainment Tonight and we are actually here with America's Next Top Model, Tatiana. [to Tatiana] Hi, Tatiana. How are you?
[to Christina] I'm doing great. How about you?
[to Tatiana] Good. Actually I have a few questions for you. Um, actually has there been anyone who has inspired you?
[to Christina] Actually my cousin. He's actually pushed me and I push myself a lot actually.
[in confessional about the interview with Tatiana] It's a lot harder than you might think so I'm glad we had the experience actually.
[referring to a photoshoot at the bottom of a grave] Michelle's a little weird, so she's like "This is cool! This is cool!"—and I'm like, "This is freaky."
[in confessional about her photoshoot] Today my sin will be greed. I'm kind of finding this sin a little difficult to convert into because I'm not a greedy person.
[in confessional about Tatiana's photoshoot] On Tatiana's shoot there wasn't a lot of dimensions. I think she could have pushed it a little further.
[to Tatiana at judging] As a spokesperson, you were showing us a very boring side of you.
[in confessional after getting eliminated] This competition meant a lot to me. I just wish that I could have gone further. [portforlio is shown] I know that I take gorgeous pictures, I just can't really handle myself when I get nervous. I’m very disappointed in myself but I still can do this and probably better with the stuff that I have learned here. [puts on jacket, collects bags and leaves]
Girl, that's a drag queen after my own heart. A girl in high heels running.
[Naima, Kahlen and Michelle have to camp out in the wilderness while Christina, Keenyah and Brittany stay in a "luxury" safari hotel]
[in confessional] It's a good thing that the "high maintenance" girls get to stay in a five-star hotel because they never would've survived. [to Kahlen and Naima] I wonder what the other girls are doing.
They're all eating strawberries and chocolate.
And champagne.
In the jacuzzi!
[Meanwhile, Christina, Keenyah and Brittany are outside their hotel checking out the jacuzzi]
There's rose petals in the hot tub... [notices bugs floating in the water] and little friends.
Little friends that are still alive.
[Christina, Keenyah and Brittany freak out upon seeing the bugs and they try to scoop them out of the water]
Oh, gross! [gets in the hot tub for a brief moment] Okay, I'm done.
[in confessional] It's nature meets Beverly Hills. I just don't like bugs very much.
[When the three of them return to their hotel room, they find even more bugs on the walls. Christina is holding a can of bug spray]
I can't take these bugs! [groans] You guys, I feel like I'm being tortured! This is not a vacation!
[Brittany laughs hysterically on one of the beds]
We're really roughing it now. No, get out of the bed!
[Christina and Keenyah scream when they notice more bugs on the beds and attempt to kill them with magazines]
Ugh! Get out of here!
[lying on the bed] Oh, there's a cockroach!
What the hell?! Are you joking? Man, we're getting eaten up. I don't even know how the other girls are.
[Naima, Kahlen and Michelle are shown to be sound asleep at their campsite. Cut back to outside the "luxury" safari hotel]
Is that a snake?
OH! Oh, my God!
[laughing] God, that scared me so much!
[about Brittany] She's an exaggeration. She's like a walking exclamation mark. And it's not pretty.
So you guys all learned about posing like animals, so of course, we're going to do a photo shoot today. But you guys are going to be the animals. So, I've picked an animal that I think represents each and all of you. I'm gonna start with you, Kahlen. You are actually going to be a springbok. Christina, you're gonna be an ostrich.
Oh, wow!
Brittany, you're so tall and long. You're going to be...
A giraffe!
A giraffe. Michelle, I'm making you a zebra.
Ooh, there we go.
Naima, you're a silent predator. A cheetah!
Oh, no!
Aw, cheetah!
Keenyah, you get to be the elephant. I don't know how you end up with these. One week is gluttony, next week is an elephant! [he and the rest of the girls laugh]
Alright. [in confessional] Everybody else has these sexy little animals, and I get to be the big, fat elephant! Ugh! Why do I keep getting stuck with these fat characters? What is going on?!
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