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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 3

Stan and Jeff in “Stan Knows Best”

Stan

How could you let Hayley do this?!

Jeff

Do what?

Stan

Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good....

Jeff

Her Sno-Balls?

Stan

You bastard!

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