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American Dad! · Season 15

Snot and Roger in “Santa, Schmanta”

That's the Star of David.

David? Screw that guy! Wait, should I screw that guy? [to an elf] Put out some feelers to David, see if he's DTF.

Yeah. David is not DTF, because he's been dead for 4,000 years.

Done worse. [whispers] I fucked a chicken.

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