Roger, Snot and others in “Santa, Schmanta”

Roger

Jingle bells, Santa smells, everything's so lame/Christmastime is such a grind. Hey, don't push me away. Hey!

Snot

Jingle bells, I'm unwell, watching others play/They have fun but I am bummed because Santa skips my place

Roger

Crashing through the mall, 'cause I'm driving while I'm baked/But I don't care at all

Snot

I was crying the whole way

Roger

Ha! Ha! Ha!/See that Christmas tree, all those kids in line/All we see is red and green and a few ugly hate crimes

Snot

Oh, jingle bells, hear me yell, Jewish gifts are dumb/What's in the box? Oh, it's just socks and not a paintball gun

Roger

Jingle bells, this is hell, Hanukkah's so lame/Compared to this, it's like a bris, just chop my dick away!

Snot

Just chop!

Roger

Just chop!

Just chop my dick away!