Well, suck me off through a hole and call me Rick Steves, what is this?
It's Baywatch. You've never seen Baywatch?
You like this, Roger?
Franny, I like the smell of gasoline. I like to play with Stan's ding-a-ling while he sleeps. This... this I love!
Wait, wh-what was that second thing?
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