[after Stan has abandoned Steve and his friends in the woods]
I can't believe my dad ditched us here.
[in Japanese] And he dishonored us by taking our cell phones.
Guys, how long do you think we can last out here?
I don't know. But if we're gonna die, I'm not goin' out a virgin.
[he hugs a nearby tree]
Well, if trees count, then I'm Wilt Chamberlain.
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