“Gorillas in the Mist” · Season 7
In this episode: Roger (2)
I like drinkin' and racecars/And big ol' fat women/And Jesus is awesome/He rose on Thanksgivin'
(the audience boos, yells at him to get off the stage, and hurls stuff at the screen protecting him)
Roger/Cuss Mustard (spoken over the angry crowd): You! I saw you! (continues singing over the boos): I eat Funyuns and tater tots/Ah kill squirrels with ma gun (finally has had enough): Ah, God! I'm finished!
Hello? (sighs) Is this an emergency? When was the last time Bobo ate? That long? Oh, this isn't good.
Excuse me! Some of us are trying to watch this porno!
I saw the ugliest woman/I ever did saw/Face like a turnip/And an underbit jaw
Yeah, man. Tell it like it is.
Inbred from inbreds/Then inbred again/If ugly was pretty/Then she'd be a ten
Audience Member #2 (sitting next to a woman who looks like an ugly, off-model Peggy Hill): That sounds just like my wife!
She was so damn ugly/So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck. (spoken): Good night!
(audience cheers as Hayley shakes her head disapprovingly)
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