A scene from “Son of Stan”

(Hayley and Jeff knock Roger into the pool and escape on a helicopter rope ladder)

Roger (as he climbs out of the pool; to Hayley and Jeff): Are you crazy pushing me in the pool?! I have forty hits of ecstacy in my pocket! (to the kids in the pool): Buckle up, kids. (to the parents at poolside): They're gonna have to go to the hospital.