Oh, son. Every day with you is like a punch in the nads.
(Stan is in Roger's hotel room, still in awe that Roger was part of the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" Olympic hockey team)
“The Return of the Bling” · Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Roger (1)
Oh, my God! Roger is my hero!
(Roger is asleep on the hotel bed. He wakes up and finds Stan sitting across from him)
Stan, who the hell are you talking to? Are you just sitting in the dark watching me? Oh God, were you yanking it over my sleeping form? Oh you sick -- (notices lipstick marks all over his body): What the? (pulls back the covers to reveal a naked, sleeping fat woman): You always get what you want, doncha, Helen? Bravo.
(Stan grabs the Olympic gold medal from Roger at the hostel)
You lying, thieving cheater! You're gonna get what you deserve! Where do they keep the British tourist girls?
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