Roger's a dirty cop. He's been on the force for three hours!
(Roger is crying over not being strong and begs Stan to help him)
“Cops and Roger” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (1)
I always knew this day would come. Except I'd be hearing it from my son and not an alien in a sports bra.
Roger (sobbing): It's a support tank. It's too small. It rode up my belly.
(Roger takes his first police academy exam and fails it)
What, no way! Wait, why is this wrong? Next to "Miranda Rights," I wrote, "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby." Are these questions not about Sex and the City?
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