Bernie
Hello, line one. You're on with Bernie.
Caller
You son of a bitch. I'm gonna kill you.
[Bernie's eyes widen. Reveal that Stan is calling Bernie as he's having dinner in front of the TV]
Stan
I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.
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