A pissy up a tree?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Do not wirry, Ronnie...
[On answering the telephone]
Flick, the Gestapo... No, I said FLICK, the Gestapo.
[After blowing up the Gestapo staff car]
I will not be informing Berlin of this incident. I do not wish to look a right nana.
[To Helga, who is trying to break an eggshell]
Hit it hard with your spoon. They always break in the end.
[Helga has given Herr Flick a passionate kiss]
Six out of Ten.
[On the telephone to Himmler]
But uncle, you cannot expect me to shoot everyone in the town. I'm unpopular enough as it is!
Hey! Where's all the beautiful girls?
Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?
Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)
Not the onion soup!
May I kiss you?
Yes, Herr Flick!
Go away!
Hello! (when they come out of hiding)
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