'Allo 'Allo! quotes

(Jolly) good show!

(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat.

You may wonder what I am doing....

Oh Yvette!

René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?

Ooooh, Rrrrenéééé!

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

Can you do nothing right?!

Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style.

Ze small hearse with ze small horse.

Ohhh... my dicky ticker!

I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)

It is I, Leclerc!

René: All of them the same.

Gid moaning.