I don't think I'm going to like him looking at me with them big, sad eyes.
They aren't real eyes, Edith, them there are glass eyes.
That wasn't fair of Barney Hefner shooting a blind animal!
S4Mike's Graduation
MMike
(to Gloria, about Archie) And he keeps saying the same thing to me every time I knock on the door. He says, "Don't knock, give it a Polack ring. So I say, "What's a Polack ring?" He says, "A dumb bell."
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