I don't have to have my dinner the minute I walk in the door.
MMike
Since when?
“Mike's Graduation” · Season 4
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3), Mike (3), Edith Bunker (1)
I just thought that maybe you'd like to go over to my chair and sit and study over there.
MMike
Huh?
Yeah! Hey, listen. I do my best thinking in that chair. When I'm in that chair, I don't know what's going on.
I don't think I'm going to like him looking at me with them big, sad eyes.
They aren't real eyes, Edith, them there are glass eyes.
That wasn't fair of Barney Hefner shooting a blind animal!
MMike
(to Gloria, about Archie) And he keeps saying the same thing to me every time I knock on the door. He says, "Don't knock, give it a Polack ring. So I say, "What's a Polack ring?" He says, "A dumb bell."
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