So, you two have to pick up Grandpa Boris from the optometrist.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The next day, on the dock, Chuckie and Tommy ran in the boat]
(bumps on a sticker bur) Ouch!
What happened?
Didi bumped on a sticker bur on the dock.
[Didi puts her hands on her hips and frowns at her husband.]
LLil
What is it, Chuck?
Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.
PPhil
Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.
PPhil
Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.
You're on!
LLil
Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.
Don't touch me! I can walk fine! You didn't dilate my legs, did you?
DDoctor
Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.
(facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!
You know, we could still go.
How?
He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.
Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.
Bro'! They won't find out. As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.
Oh, I don't know.
Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa. Who says we can't do both?
It would be a shame to waste the tickets.
Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.
Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.
Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!
You love the senior center. All your friends are here!
What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.
Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!
LLil
This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!
[Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
PPhil
They're stuff of dreams.
Bad dreams.
(looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
KOKid on Whiplash Gorge
Heellppp meeeeeee!
Just you know, if we never find him, this is all on you!
I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens! Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!
(exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?
How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?
You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!
I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.
(on walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over.
LLil
This is Team Leader Delta. Over.
Lil, what happened to Phil?
LLil
I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.
SCSecurity chief
All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera. Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go.
(raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.
SCSecurity chief
Please don't.
[Grandpa Boris cuts the line for Whiplash Gorge.]
Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.
(to security guard) You're not sending me back until I've gone on Whiplash Gorge!
...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!
You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.
Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?
Deal.
Now, that was mind control.
Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.
Oh, it does.
[Tommy gives him a look]
What? I can't tell you everything.
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