Phil, can I ask you a personal question?
PPhil
Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.
[Lifeguard blows his whistle, Phil stands up and gets hosed down.]
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PPhil
I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.
That was an accident?
PPhil
Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.
Where have you been all day?
When Angelica bailed on her spa appointments, I felt so bad I volunteered to fill in. And you know what? It was the best day of my life!
You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.
Thanks, man! I feel the same way!
You like Olivia too?
Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.
Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!
She did? So, what did you do?
Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!
So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?
One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off. Let me know if you hear bells. Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.
I gotta go, I'm sorry I would love to stay for my second, third and if it's not pushing it fourth kiss, but I promised to meet Chuckie for phase three.
OOlivia
Go on, get out of here.
And for the record, I like you a lot better than snow.
Why couldn't I have a phobia closer to the ground? Like spiders...or zippers! I could repell down...or stay here all night and risk becoming a Chucksicle! (watches as a rock plunges to the depths) Chucksicle it is! (hears wolves howling in the distance) On the second thought, I need the exercise.
And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?
Don't tell anybody, but...yeah, I kissed her, MY FIRST KISS!
His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!
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Wait a minute, if we're all here — who's guarding the mountain?
PPhil
Nobody, we're not playing the game, we're hiding from Angelica.
(while eating Chaz's gingerbread) This is some rockin' gingerbread!
(to Kira) I'm proud of you for keeping your cool.
(Kira opens the cab door and a boy gets in)
KKira
(angrily) I'VE WAITED THROUGH 3 STATES AND 2 CONTINENTS! (grabs the boy out of the cab) I'VE BEEN PATIENT THROUGH 4 TIME ZONES! THIS CAB IS MINE! IT'S MINE! MINE!
Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.
PPhil
After settling all these pesky lawsuits.
TTommmy
Good call, Chuckie. You have nothing to fear except fear itself.
That's what I'm afraid of.
(to Didi) This isn't going to be easy. But don't worry, I can handle it.
[Scence change with Tommy and Dil.]
Boys, I, uh... your mother wants to talk to you.
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