Lynn, Kate and others in “True Colors”

Lynn

[comes out of the hallway with her painting] Hi.

Kate

Hi, Lynnie. How's the painting coming?

Lynn

Be honest. What do you think?

ALF

Sorry, babe. It doesn't speak to me. Next.

Willie

I, I think it's very nice. It looks good enough to eat.

Lynn

So you didn't get the conflicting disharmony between man and nature?

Willie

I have to be honest, Lynn. Uh, I'm afraid all I see is a very happy pear.

ALF

Lynn, a word to the wise. Forget art! Stick with plan A: Throw yourself at the first rich man to come along.

Lynn

ALF. This class means a lot to me. It's being taught by a very respected artist in residence.

ALF

What, he couldn't afford a place of his own?

Lynn

It means that he's...

ALF

I know what it means. You know, I happen to have a nodding acquaintance with painting myself.

Willie

I've seen you paint yourself many times.

ALF

Go ahead, mock me. But I was quite the artist in my time. I could paint any canvas any color for $29.95. No ups, no extras.

Willie

You know, I just had a thought. Perhaps if you were to rekindle your interest in art it might be a less destructive and costly way for you to spend your idle hours.

Kate

You know, the ones between waking up and falling asleep.

ALF

Oh, [laughs] Courtesy laugh. Willie, I accept your offer. So, Kate, ever done any nude modeling? Talk about a conflicting disharmony between man and nature.