[late at night, ALF is listening to Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti" very loudly]
[loudly] ALF! ALF!
Hey, Neal. Come on, let's party till the cows come home. By the way, when do they come home? I don't mind that they're out late what bothers me is they don't call.
[turns off the music as he hears a knock on the wall] Oh, no! How long have the neighbors been banging on the walls?
Well, my guess would be all night. And frankly, I find it annoying.
ALF, about this roommate situation, I just don't-
I know, I know, I'm a little out of control but that's because I'm young and foolhardy. I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
I don't hate you! But you do have to learn a little consideration for other people!
[the door knocks]
[voiceover] Police officers. Would you open the door please?
And you have the nerve to lecture me.
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