[goes to the kitchen to have a private conversation with ALF] What is it, ALF?
I don't know. Help me, Willie. I'm scared.
Don't be afraid, ALF. Look, you want to eat cotton. Now, why? What's the reason? Think.
Please, just one bite of your pants down by the cuff. I'm begging!
No, no, you don't want that.
I do!
No, you don't!
For once I wish people would stop telling me what I want! How do you know what I want? I want- I wanna go outside. I wanna see someone who looks like me. I'm lonely, Willie. I want to go home!
I understand, ALF. I, I, I understand.
[voiceover] Willie?
I, I gotta go talk to Howard.
No, don't leave me!
I.. Please. I won't. I-I won't leave you. I'll be there in a minute, Howard!
I miss Saturday night aphid chews. I miss my friends. Especially Rhonda. I remember one night after harness racing she was helping me out of my bridle.
I had no idea. ALF, you always joke about Melmac. Well, it wasn't the most together planet.
But still. How'd you like to be the only member of your species?
Sometimes I feel like I am.
But you have a family, Willie. When you're, talking with little Eric talking that baby talk. You look so, so, so ridiculous. It makes me realize I'm never gonna be able to look half that ridiculous with a little one of my own.
You can be ridiculous with our family anytime you want. And you are.
Ah, just not the same. There's a bond that you have that I never will.
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