[Kate is in the nursery holding Eric]
Okay. Aw, there you go. There you go. There you go.
[comes in] Aw, there's nothing more beautiful than the sight of a mother holding her freshly-swaddled babe to her bosom.
Leave my bosom out of this, ALF. You're not babysitting Eric.
Any luck?
No. No, I've, I've draped him over my shoulder, I've laid him across my lap, I've bounced him. Eric just doesn't want to burp.
Hey, mind if I show you a trick?
The last time you showed me a trick it took 3 weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
I told you not to lean in. Come on, now. At no time will the baby leave my hands.
Spot him, Lynn. [she hands Eric to ALF]
Hey, Eric, how you doing? Having a little gassy backup today? [Eric burps] Huzza, huzza. Who was that masked man? Next case.
[picks up Eric from ALF] Whoo-hoo! Broccoli.
So when do I start? By the way, Thursdays are bad for me. I do tai chi.
Granted, ALF, you give good burp but that doesn't qualify you to take care of an infant.
Kate, it can't be any different than taking care of my younger brother and sister. And they had 16 stomachs between them and one bathroom. Think about it.
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