[Eric is in his playpen crying and Willie tries to hush him]
Aw! Shh. Eric, don't. Don't. Don't cry. Daddy's here. Look at this face. Look at this funny face.
[comes up to Willie] A Roseanne Barr impression's only gonna anger him more.
I'm not impersonating Roseanne Barr.
Dom DeLuise.
I'm not impersonating anyone. I'm trying to get Eric to stop crying.
Have you tried leaving the room? Ha! Lighten up, Willie, huh? Borrow a sense of humor, man.
I'm not in the mood right now, okay?
You want me to get him to stop?
No, no. Sometimes babies need to cry. They just need to exercise their lungs.
Oh, why, that's fascinating. [Eric cries loudly but ALF yells at him] Quiet! [Eric laughs] It's all in the delivery. If you need me, I'll be in the fridge.
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