[goes to the nursery as he finds Eric crying] Hey, hey, hey! What's the matter, little guy? Whoa! Sorry, Los Angeles. Phew! Alright, I might be a little rusty. First the easy part. Whoa! Number 2 with a bullet. Alright, let me just swab the deck, okay? The old swabber. [Eric laughs as ALF changes his diaper ] There you go. Yeah, yeah. Now a, a little powder under your tush. [coughs as he puts baby powder on Eric's butt] Alright, here we go. A little powder under my tush. Yeah. Okay, now, a nice, clean diapie. Try to keep it that way. You know, this isn't so bad. I know I feel better. Yeah, you're a happy guy, aren't you? Yes, okay. You amuse yourself while I bury this bomb. Clear the area. Coming through. Watch your back.
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