“Honey, it's time. Honey, it's time. HONEY, IT'S...”

[ALF goes to Willie and Kate's room in the middle of the night]

Honey, it's time. Honey, it's time. [yells at Kate and Willie which causes them to wake up] HONEY, IT'S TIME!

What? Whoops!

19 seconds there, Wilmington. The baby will be able to drive Kate to the hospital by the time you wake up.

ALF, what are you doing here?

Labor drill. And it's a darn good thing.

No, it's not, it's not, it's a darn bad thing.

ALF, you've got to stop all this. The baby will get here when he or she is good and ready. If you really, really wanna help me just, please, relax.

Relax, she says. Anyone would think she was the one having this baby.

[yelling at ALF] I am the one having this baby!

Gee! Calm down, Kate-A-Clysm. All this animosity can't be good for the Tannerlet.

Willie, I'm a tired pregnant woman, Willie!

I know. I know, dear.

You left out fat and cranky.

Help me out of this bed, Willie.

Well, I know when I'm not wanted. [he walks away from Willie and Kate's bed]

[angrily] Oh, ho-ho, you are wanted alright. You just stay right, right there! [throws a pillow at ALF but she misses]

Keep this up, Kate, and you'll get no baby gift from me.

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