ALF and Lynn in “Having My Baby”

ALF

[singing] This is the way we diaper our kid, diaper our kid, diaper our kid, this is the way we diaper our kid, [the baby doll drops] and this is how we drop it.

Lynn

What are you doing?

ALF

Practicing for when the baby comes. How well do earth children bounce?

Lynn

Not very.

ALF

Then what do people mean when they say "Bouncing baby boy"?

Lynn

It's an expression, not a suggestion. Here, this is how you do it. You put the diaper on like this and you fold it over like this and you fasten it here and here. Like this. See? Here, now you try it.

ALF

It's used now, yuck!