[ALF and Jake arrive back at their tent]
Oh, and no more scary stories, Jake.
Well, just one more. The headless stockbroker.
Forget it.
Oh, where's Brian?
Oh, no! He's been gleaming hooked!
Maybe he's in the tent.
Hey, he is in here. He's sleeping.
So much for being afraid of the dark.
Well, my work here is done. See you at brunch.
Wait! What if he wakes up in the middle of the night and sees you deserted him?
Cover for me.
Come on, ALF. Brian's counting on you.
I hate being a role model! Here, sluggy. Here I come. Here, sluggy, sluggy, sluggy. I'll be in my sleeping bag. Good sluggy. Hey, who's gonna tuck me in?
Nobody gets tucked in in the wilderness!
Well, at least zip me up! [Jake zips up his sleeping bag] Hey, hey, watch the fur!
It's for your own protection. We don't want any slugs getting in, do we?
Zip it up over my head.
Good night, ALF.
Good night, John boy.
It's right after the stock market crashed. There was this headless stockbroker! [laughs]
You know, Jake? There are places you can go for that.
Party pooper.
[when the cat is meowing, ALF tries to escape but he is stuck in his zipped sleeping bag]
This is the worst night of my life! [tries to get up but falls asleep]
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