[Willie and Brian are in the kitchen cleaning up after Kate's baby shower]
Dad, why do they call these cold cuts?
Oh, I don't know. Because they're cold and they're cut, I guess. Cold cuts. Uh, I don't know.
Well, what would you call them if you heated them up?
I don't know. I don't know nothing.
[outside] Yo.
Yeah, come on in.
[comes in] Uh, hi, Mr. Tanner. Hi, squirt.
Hi, Jake.
Hello, Jake. What's up?
Well, uh-
Something wrong?
Not wrong exactly. More like missing.
What, did you lose something?
Look, I can't come right out and tell you. I said I wouldn't, then I got honor. You name some stuff that could be missing, and I'll tell you whether you're hot or cold.
ALF.
Hot.
I win.
How do you know he's missing?
I found him.
Where is he?
My room. Top of the stairs, second door on your right.
[Willie drops the tray on the table and runs out to pick up ALF from the Ochmoneks house]
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