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S3 E15

ALF · Season 3, Episode 15

Kate, Raquel and others in “Baby Love”

Oh, what a wonderful surprise. Oh, thank you, Raquel, Laverne.

How did you know it was our idea?

Who else could be so thoughtful? [turns around to Andrea] Oh, Andrea, you brought little Elliot.

AAndrea

Yeah. I'm afraid it's past his naptime, though. If there's somewhere I could just go lay him down.

We can christen the nursery. Come on, I'll show you where it is.

AAndrea

Great. [she and Lynn walk upstairs to the nursery]

Oh, man. Heavy trip.

[offscreen] It's right in here, Andrea.

[ALF walks to the closet and closes the door as Andrea and Lynn come in the nursery]

AAndrea

Oh, what a cute room.

Thanks.

AAndrea

Come on, sweetie. [drops Elliot in the crib] There we go.

Does he need anything?

AAndrea

Um, $35,000 for college. He'll be fine. [she and Lynn leave the nursery]

[looks at Elliot who laying down in the crib] So, you're a rugrat. Not very user-friendly, are you? Yeah. We're getting one you bundles of joy pretty soon. Yeah. Yeah. People will be making a big fuss over it. Lynn'll be saying things like, "Uchie Cuchie, Little Mimi". [sneezes] Kate will be bring it baby formula, whatever that is. Brian'll be reading to it. [sneezes] Willie will be changing its diapers, taking it to the movies. And I'll be- [sneezes] Ah, I'll be sneezing my snout straight. I think I'm allergic to this thing. [sneezes]

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