Jake and ALF in “Baby Love”

Jake

[goes to his room] No thanks, uncle Trevor. I'm not really hungry. I didn't know it was possible to stuff pork rinds. [he opens his closet and throw his cloth inside as ALF gets out of Jake's closet with his face covered with Jake's cloth]

ALF

Thanks.

Jake

ALF! ALF, what are you doing in here?

ALF

I've run away from garage.

Jake

What are you talking about?

ALF

Well, I can't run away from home, because I don't have a home anymore.

Jake

What happened?

ALF

I'm allergic to babies. Kate's having one, she won't let me sell it. Ergo, I go.

Jake

You can't stay here, it's too risky. Come on, I'll take you back to the Tanners. [grabs ALF but he refuses to move] You're heavier than you look.

ALF

I have big bones. So, which side of the bed do you want?

Jake

ALF, you can't live in my room. What if aunt Raquel and uncle Trevor see you?

ALF

Good point. Let's get a place at the beach.

Jake

ALF, we can't be roommates. It just wouldn't work out.

ALF

We'll get along fine. I'll be the sloppy one.