[comes in] Yes, father? Hello, mother.
Lynn, I want you to speak to ALF.
Civilly, please.
ALF who?
Speak to him or have your telephone privileges taken away.
You want me to speak to him? Fine, I'll speak to him. Have you told mom yet that you broke her ballerina?
My ballerina?
You squealer!
My porcelain ballerina?
That was supposed to be a secret.
My wedding present porcelain ballerina?
Well, you told my secret first.
But that just slipped out.
My original, one of a kind, impossible to duplicate [angrily] PORCELAIN BALLERINA?
Do you know how silly the word "ballerina" sounds when you say it over and over? Ballerina, ballerina, ballerina.
Alright, everyone, stop, cease, desist. I want you to apologize to each other, and I want you to put all of this behind us. Fine. Lynn, go to your room. You, go to the garage.
Fine. [leaves]
Kate, I'm sorry I broke your wedding present. I was going to tell you.
Really? When?
I was waiting to see if the marriage would last.
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