[comes in] Hi ALF.
Hi, what does E-N-N-U-I spell?
Beats me.
Then what do we send you to school for?
Beats me.
Can I see the mail? I'm expecting to hear from the matchbook people on how well I drew Binky.
Here you go, ALF.
Occupant. Resident. Lingerie catalog Kate, you saucy vixen, you! Uh oh.
They didn't like your "Binky"?
Worse! It's from that college Lynn wants to go to.
Why is that bad?
It's in Massachusetts. If she goes there, she won't live here.
[comes in] Hi!
Hi! No mail today.
Than what are you holding?
Mail. I'm a terrible liar.
Let me see.
Wait. What does E-N-N-U-I, spell?
Ennui?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! That's absolutely correct. No need to go to college.
[takes the mail from ALF] Give that to me. Oh my god! It's here! Cross your fingers everybody!
No problem.
Alright! This is fantastic! I can't believe it! I've got to call Laurie. [runs off]
Maybe she didn't get in.
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