[ALF wakes up in the middle of the night and wakes up Willie and Kate]
[clears throat] Now that you're up, could I see the two of you in the living room?
[Kate groans]
ALF, we're tired now. We wanna go to sleep.
Fine, but I don't know how you two can sleep considering what's in the living room.
[Willie and Kate come inside the living room and see many newspapers that ALF made]
What are these?
Newspapers, Willie. Get with it!
Why are they here?
Perhaps I should explain. Please do!
No, let me guess. You're a newspaper boy.
We prefer the term, "Paper Person." It's gender-neutral.
Do you actually believe, that you can afford someone through college with a paper route?
No. That's why I got 10 paper routes.
10 paper routes, there must be 500 papers here.
Actually, 501. They gave me an extra copy by mistake. [chuckles]
ALF, you can't deliver newspapers.
Sure I can! You haven't seen my throwing arm. [Willie grabs the newspaper] Willie, I can't throw you and the newspaper. [Willie takes the newspaper away from him]
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