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S2 E23

ALF · Season 2, Episode 23

Kate, Maura and others in “Tequila”

Rough night, last night, huh?

Oh, no rougher than usual.

Maura, I-I-I don't know exactly how to say this, but are you aware of how much you drink?

Well, I drink, but no more than anybody else. I can certainly handle it.

I'm not so sure about that. I think that you might have a little problem with this.

[chuckles] Oh, Kate. Kate, I had a huge fight with my husband. I'm under a lot of pressure at the firm. [outside, ALF hears Maura] It helps me relax, that's all. I don't have a drinking problem. Look, Kate, I had a few drinks last night because I was happy to see everybody. I had one or two more here before I went to bed but that was it!

[comes in the kitchen as he mimicks buzzer] Wrong!

Sammy! Kate, do you see-

She can't see or hear me, Maura. Only you can. I'm your drinking pal, remember?

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