Ta-da! Welcome to the Tanner dinner theater. Starring Gordon Shumway and Paul!
Oh, ALF, what are you doing? We were just-
There will be no talking during tonight's performance. And now, our opening joke. Say hello, dummy!
PPaul
Hello, dummy!
[ALF laughs]
Oh, brother!
Oh-oh! The crowd looks tough.
PPaul
So does the roast beef. [laughs]
Hey, Paul. It looks like they're glad to see you.
PPaul
Oh, that's cause with me on your hand you can't grab all the food!
[the family laughs]
We kill us!
ALF, how did you get so good so fast?
Well, I pick things up pretty quickly.
PPaul
Except for those Styrofoam thingies. You shoved them under the rug!
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