ALF and Willie in “Can I Get a Witness?”

ALF

[while watching 3 TVs] Yeah, yeah! Oh, don't be fool. You're not the father. Buy a vowel.

Willie

What are you doing?

ALF

Watching TVs.

Willie

Turn two of those off. You're wasting electricity. [turns both TVs off]

ALF

Hey, you owe me. You made me feel like a criminal, you've scarred me for life, and now you want to take away my TV's? At long last, "Will-De-Beast," Have you no sense of decency?

Willie

ALF, how long are you going to push this guilt trip?

ALF

I was thinking 'til after Christmas.

Willie

Think again.

ALF

Hey Willie, while you're in there, could you check on my 3 TV dinners. [Willie goes to the kitchen while ALF laughs] Oh, yeah!