Lynn, ALF and others in “Can I Get a Witness?”

Lynn

Great meal, mom, what's for dessert?

ALF

You can't have dessert, until all the other food has been served.

Lynn

All the other food has been served.

ALF

That's it? One measly ham? Why did I work up an appetite playing football?

Lynn

Who were you playing football with?

Kate

He played by himself.

ALF

And I won. In overtime.

Kate

You didn't trample my flower garden, did you?

ALF

Don't worry, I tip-toed through your tulips.

Kate

Let's me see your feet. Feet! [she checks ALF's foot cover with her flowers] You tip-toed through my tulips, but demolished my daisies.

ALF

Don't worry, I high-tailed it past your hyacinths. Your turn. [doorbell rings] I'll get it.

Lynn

I'll get it.

Kate

Thank you, Lynn. Now, where were we ALF?

ALF

Well, if I remember correctly, you were about to give me a foot massage.