Hi Tanner, who painted your fence? It looks great!
I don't what you're talking about. [walks over to the window] Wow! That looks great.
So who painted it?
Uhhh.
Happy birthday, Dad.
Oh, it's your birthday present. I hope I didn't ruin the surprise.
No, I was going to look out the window soon, anyway.
So, how old are you?
I'll be 45 in August.
That's 6 months away. It ain't your birthday. You just had your fence painted to keep up with the Ochmonek's. Well I'm not gonna tell you where I brought my fluorescent flamingos.
We blew it.
Hey, Kate, great looking breakfast.
Mom didn't make it.
Who did?
Our manservant.
You got a manservant?
Just for the week.
Do me a favor. Don't mention it to Raquel.
You have our word.
Thanks, she went ape when she found out you had a vacuum cleaner. Hey, listen. Have jeeves, give me a jingle. I might want him to paint my flamingos. [he gets a banana and leaves the house]
Will do.
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