[ALF is showing Brian how to play Skleenball]
The game of Skleenball is very simple, Brian. You just sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket. Aw, missed!
Do we get to eat the anchovies after the game?
No! Does Marvin Haggler eat his trunks after a fight?
[comes in] Okay, who dumped my clean laundry on the floor?
Brian.
Well, ALF told me to and then we can play skleenball.
It's not nice to rat on your friends.
What's skleenball?
ALF A picture's worth a thousand words.
[the picture frame falls down]
That picture was worth a thousand dollars.
Well, maybe the frame makes it look cheap.
[picks up the ripped picture frame] I am tired of your breaking things. If this happens once more, you will be living in the garage.
From now on, I'll treat this house as if it were my own.
Treat it as if it were my house, and don't break anything! [goes inside the kitchen with the ripped picture frame] Cheap frame! [feels the ripped piece from the picture frame] I guess it can be repaired.
[voiceover] Heads up! [he rips another piece on the picture frame and Kate looks at ALF] Oops.
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