[at the end, the family opens their presents on Christmas Day]
This is great Brian, it's forgiving eye exams. Right, Brian?
No, you look into it and push the button.
It's Sylvester & Tweety! Ha! Die cat! Die! Yeah!
What a great Christmas
Yeah and we ended up with a really beautiful tree.
It should be. It cost me $367 what with the fine I'm towing.
Who are these presents for?:
Oh, I almost forgot, a few tokens from the old ALFer.
Well, you got us presents? ALF, you can't shop. This is America, Kate. Everybody can shop. I use the catalog.
A catalog from where?
The hardware Hamlet.
My account.
Who else's.
Thanks ALF. Look a staple gun.
Me a reef blower.
Goodness, a rotary sander for me.
Weather stripping my my.
It is the thought that counts.
And the important thing is we're all together. Inthe words of the immortal St. Frosty the Snowman. God bless us all everyone.
[Brian uses a reef blower to blow away the opened Christmas wrappers as the episode ends]
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