Oh Willie, I want to see this. Look. Here, the very first Christmas card we ever got.
From our good friends at the gas company.
Oh that was a good first Christmas, wasn't it? We relaxed, we stayed in bed late and-
Was too cold to get up. Our friends of the gas company turned off the heat.
[comes in the Willie and Kate's bedroom] Merry Christmas! [rattles]
He knows when we're awake.
It's the day before Christmas. I've hidden all the eggs!
ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
Oh, that's right. Christmas is when we carve the pumpkin!
While you two get these holidays straighten out, I think I'll just go make breakfast.
Not necessary. I already made breakfast. Sloppy joes and fiber glass.
I'll just go find the eggs.
Why did you make us breakfast?
Because of the list.
What list?
Santa's. You know the fat guy that dresses in velvet. I found out that he watches everything you do right sit down and if you're naughties outnumber your nice is you don't get toys.
So you made us breakfast? Can't hurt. Oh, oh, and I've got another surprise for you.
[voiceover] Willie! Our Christmas tree!
ALF, what have you done?
I don't want to spoil the surprise.
ALF! You cut our tree in the firewood! [looks at the chopped tree that ALF cutted]
You're welcome. [rattles]
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