Lynn, ALF and others in “Keepin' the Faith”

Lynn

[as she sees ALF with a package] ALF, what are you doing with cosmetics?

ALF

Huh? Oh, didn't I tell you? I got a job. I'm a Terry Faith girl.

Brian

I thought you were an alien.

ALF

Why can't I have the best of both worlds?

Lynn

But, ALF, how can you sell Terry Faith cosmetics?

ALF

Lynn, honey, I know exactly what you're gonna say. I can't do the public number, right? Ha! Well, just send that worry packing. I make it all happen over the phone.

Lynn

But don't you have to know something about makeup before you can sell it?

ALF

That's the great thing about this company. They welcome ignorance. Have you ever had a Terry Faith facial?

Lynn

Can't say that I have. You don't know anything about this stuff.

ALF

Honey, honey, that's why we have this book. "The Wonderful World Of Terry Faith Cosmetics." Let's check it out here. Here we go. [reads the book] "Terry Faith was born outside of Dayton, Ohio at a bend in the road near the turn of the century."

Lynn

What does it says about how to give a facial?

ALF

Don't you wanna hear about the early years?

Lynn

I do.

Brian

I don't.

ALF

Let's skip to the facial part.

Lynn

Alright, okay.

ALF

Here we go. "Chapter I, the facial part." Here, hold this. Let's see here. This must be the stuff. Come on, Lynn, get down here. Let's give it a shot. It says apply liberally to customer's face and neck. What do you think?

Lynn

Just a little bit.

ALF

[while putting makeup on Lynn] Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, here it's going on real smooth.

Lynn

Just, just a little bit.

ALF

It says apply liberally.

Lynn

Okay. Okay, apply liberally.

ALF

Alright, that's what I'm doing. Alright. Alright. Here we go. I'm applying it. Okay. Good. Okay. Good. Now, uh, now for cheek color I think Terry suggests something like, uh Evening Lobster.

Lynn

Can I see a mirror?

ALF

Not yet, not yet. Now, I want you to suck in those cheeks real tight. Like this. Superb. Let's do this. Here we go. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah.