Chores, fine for the Beaver but not exactly tycoon territory. Ah, I've gotta find a way to earn money now. But how? Looking for a way to earn money now? Call this toll-free number. Opportunity knocks. [he dials the phone] Well, hello! Yeah, uh, when do I start? Huh? Oh, oh, ALF. My name is ALF. Yeah. Have I earned any money yet? What do you mean I have to sell something first? Alright, fine. Send it here and I'll sell it. Uh, 167 Hemdale. It's a beige house. You can't miss it. Yeah, great. Oh, oh, wait a minute. Before I forget. One more question. What am I gonna be selling?
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