Jemma Simmons quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Simmons

So, you're Hydra, and you've been protecting Skye?

Ward

Yeah. That's why I joined the Resistance.

Simmons

Oh, always the double agent. [to Daisy] And this is who you woke up with? You two were together? Oh, this isn't the Framework. This is Hell.

Simmons

You're not crazy!

Coulson

I live alone and make my own soap.

Simmons

It's quaint. Hipster, even!

[Confused] "A team that trusts is a team that triumphs"? [Chuckles] That's– That's a little cheesy.

Simmons

You had t-shirts made, coffee mugs. I realize how it sounds. No one wants to hear they're just an avatar in a digital prison, but sometimes that happens and here we are.

Simmons

What are you smiling at?

Ward

Same thing you are. Big fake dad loving his little fake kid, in this crazy, fake world. I finally get why you don't like me, you think I'm someone I'm not.

Simmons

Forget I said anything, you don't believe me. And I, can't really look at you.

Ward

Wow, what did I do, in this other reality? Did I hurt someone? Did I kill someone?

Simmons

More than one.

Ward

For what it's worth, for whatever I did do, I'm truly sorry. Look at them, you feel that, don't you? The way he loves his kid?

Simmons

Of course.

Ward

Well doesn't that make it real?

Wait, don't shoot! They need help up there!

May

[Lowers her weapon and talks on comms] This is Agent May, there are kids in here. Why the hell are there kids in here? [Enters room where Coulson, Mace, and more children are] Where's the Patriot?

Coulson

Put that gun down! We need help here, there's a kid buried under that pile of rock.

Trip

It's coming down!

Simmons

No, it's coming up.

[Lifts up giant pieces of rubble] Get him out.

May

Nobody move!

Coulson

Are you insane? He's trying to save a kid!

May

So was I.

Ward

Agent May, he's the only thing keeping this building from falling down on all of us. You shoot him, we all die.

Coulson

We don't have time for this, we've gotta save that kid. Form a team, find something to pop up that beam. Either shoot us or help, but don't just stand there. Snap out of it, May!

Mack

Wake up! There is no back door, just like she's not Moses about to take you to the Promised Land.

Daisy

That's it. What if I quake that thing?

Simmons

And part the Red Sea.

Mack

They did not just go and use the Bible against me.

Mack

The good news is that Talbot is alive, he's in a coma, but alive.

Yo-Yo

The bad news is they know we're here and they're on their way.

Fitz

Yeah, you should go while you can.

Coulson

Yeah, we're all going.

Fitz

Nah, I'm gonna stay. This is my fault, AIDA, the LMDs, all the deaths. Those aren't on S.H.I.E.L.D., those are on me. And I can explain that I built the LMD that shot Talbot, that way–

Daisy

Fitz! We were all in the Framework together, we understand how confusing and screwed up that world is. And trust me, it's gonna take me years to process everything that happened in there. But the one thing that I don't need time to understand is that we are all in this together. I tried to take the blame for everything not too long ago. I dyed my hair, I ran away. I thought that separating myself from the team would help me protect it, but in truth I kind of just lost myself. And you, you were the one who pulled me back in. This is not on you, okay? We all lost ourselves in there. And yeah, it might take you a long time to forgive yourself, but speaking on behalf of the team: you have nothing to apologize for.

May

If there's a price to pay, we pay it, together.

Simmons

I'm in.

Mack

Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?

Yo-Yo

Looks like he's got both hands to me.

Mack

Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.

Coulson

Thought I was gonna be arrested.

Yo-Yo

So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?

Coulson

First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.

Mack

First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.

Simmons

How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?

Mack

I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.

Coulson

Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.

Mack

Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.

Simmons

Fury never said anything about deep space outposts being developed, did he?

Coulson

There was nothing like this in his black box.

Yo-Yo

So, wait, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have a space division called S.P.E.A.R. or something?

Coulson

[nods no]

Yo-Yo

Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon.

Simmons

Again, let's not postulate. Let's apply scientific principles and consider the evidence we have.

Mack

Look, this is magic, okay? Can we all agree this is magic at play?

Simmons

Magic is just science we don't understand yet.

Mack

Ah, please. We just got zapped through space by Stonehenge, and we're trying to rule out a flaming-headed demon from east L.A.? Science my ass.

May

So we'll have to find our own way back.

Simmons

Well, I'm a biologist, but sure I can invent time travel. Just give me a minute.

Daisy

How is Fitz even here?

Simmons

I don't know! He just showed up out of nowhere with his own spaceship.

Daisy

It's a baller move. Not to mention the whole bounty-hunter look he's rocking.

Simmons

I still prefer him in cardigans.

Daisy

Do you have any idea what he's planning?

Simmons

Yeah, I'm not sure, actually. We haven't had a moment to speak, though it would seem he's here to purchase us.

Daisy

What if it doesn't work?

Simmons

I have a knife. [Shows Daisy a butter knife.]

Daisy

We can do better.

Simmons

Well, there was limited cutlery to choose from.

Fitz

I'm never leaving you again.

Simmons

Then marry me, Fitz.

Fitz

Absolutely.

Simmons

Okay, come on.

Fitz

Also, um, just to say, I did propose earlier, when Kasius had your hearing turned off.

Simmons

[sarcastically] Oh, of course you did.

Fitz

No, I... Seriously, I did.

Fitz

I have a ship. We get there, then comes the plan. Hey, how's your head?

Daisy

I'll tell you when the ringing stops. By the way, "fight to the death"? Really?

Fitz

Yeah, well, I had to make a splashy entrance.

Daisy

Yeah, well, you could have jumped in the octagon yourself, then.

Fitz

Well, wouldn't be fair. I do push-ups now. Double digits.

Simmons

You have no idea how good it is to see you. You're here... with a spaceship. Seems impossible.

Fitz

Nothing is impossible anymore.

Simmons

Full story later.

Fitz

Yeah, there will be pints.

Simmons

There will be gin.

Daisy

Well, it's convenient, you showing up right now.

Deke

Convenient? No, it's mind-blowing I managed to escape my room after Coulson welded the door shut. I had to crack a window. A lot of my personal valuables are now floating around space, thanks very much, everybody.

Daisy

What? This story's supposed to make me feel better, that Coulson locked you up?

Deke

We were working out our differences, all right? I don't have time to get into this.

Fitz

Can we discuss this after we're out of the line of fire?

Deke

Yes, thank you, this guy. Now please follow me. We go up the service shafts. It'll lead us right onto the trawler.

Daisy

No, no, no, no. This is the guy that sold me to Kasius.

Simmons

Oh. Kill him. He's a snake.

Fitz

I'm gonna cut his throat open.

Deke

I'm a pragmatist, all right? Just lis... just listen. I told you that I would lead you to your friend. There she is. And I stopped you from doing something drastic that would have gotten people killed in the process. [Notices a wounded Fitz.] Though you don't look great.

Fitz

Thank you.