Grounder quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

(as he, Grounder and Baby Sonic are fighting over the Decrepitizer) I've got one thing to say to you, kid!

BTBaby Tails

(laughs while squirting milk from his bottle on the floor) Goo goo poo poo!

Goo... goo poo poo!

Grounder

And that goes double for me!

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AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!

You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!

Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip.

Wow, aha, great!

Grounder

Oh, boy, a tip!

The tip is: "always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded".

I'll, uh, try to remember that.

Grounder

Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.

I bet this nugget alone is worth...[smells it]...hmmm? Strange. It smells like...chili beans. [eats it] It IS chili beans! STALE CHILI BEANS! Covered with gold paint!

Grounder

That was a pretty tricky hillbilly.

Coconuts!

[enters room] You want me, your putridness? You want me?

I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault!

What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!

Shut up! I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want to! I am demoting you down to mop-up duty!

But, but, but, but, but,...[moans]...where do I start?

By standing on that X!

[Coconuts walks onto a trapdoor with an "X" on it. Robotnik pulls a lever that opens the trapdoor and Coconuts falls in.]

Ha!

NOT AGAIN!

If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!

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(dressed as a cop) Let me speak to the driver.

Grounder

I'm not driving. He is!

No, I'm not!

Driving without a driver? Now you're really in for it.

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You still haven't gotten Sonic?

Grounder

Um, no, your supreme cruelness, Sir!

What about all my evilly genius traps?

Uh, [chuckles] The hedgehog seems to be enjoying them!

I arrange an all-expenses-paid adventure holiday for the hedgehog, and he has the unmitigated gall to have fun?! I hate that hedgehog!

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Okay, you better tell us what your plan is.

Grounder

Yeah, so we can stop...

[Scratch hits Grounder on the head]

Actually, we were just curious!

Well, it's too late, boys! We already escaped.

Well, thanks anyway. [goes into wild take] YOU WHAT?!

TTails

We're just uh, holo...

Holographic projections. 3-D movies. We skipped town an hour ago!

I don't believe it!

Grounder

Yeah! If you were just holo, uh, holo, uh, pictures, could I do this to you?

[Grounder grabs Sonic and Tails and throws them at the window. Sonic grabs the bars.]

No! And thanks! Gotta run, hon! [spins and breaks the bars]

TTails

So long, battery brain! [flies off]

[to Grounder] YOU DID IT AGAIN!

Grounder

Yeah, but you gotta admit it was a great plan! And now we know what it is!

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If they escape, you know who'll get blamed!

[Scratch and Grounder point to each other]

SGScratch and Grounder

YOU!

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[D.U.F.U.S. enters the prison hall scanning while Scratch and Grounder are playing tic-tac-toe.]

Oh, I gotcha now!

Where are the prisoners?

Oh, er, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, they're still in there!

Grounder

No, they're not! They...

[Scratch grabs Grounder's tongue and ties it into a knot so that Grounder can't speak for five seconds.]

That is improbable! My sensors cannot sense them!

Well, open the door and see! [D.U.F.U.S. opens the cell door and looks in.] Oh, no! YOU let them out! Look! The cell is empty!

[Grounder chuckles]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? I refused that! I have committed an error! That is impossible!

The hedgehog is ours! What a team we make! Robotnik and Quark!

QQuark

That's Quark and Robotnik!

Join me for a little gloating in Sonic's cell?

QQuark

I'm inviting you to join me! [towards cell] D.U.F.U.S.! Are you there?

[inside cell]

What shall I do? It's Dr. Quark!

Grounder

Lie!

That is against my programming! My circuits are hurting!

Well, once Dr. Robotnik and Quark see what YOU did, your circuits will be hurting even more!

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[has stopped his large tank] Why that ego-maniac! [spots sign] "Welcome to Quark Land?" [he, Scratch, and Grounder walk over to Sonic and Tails, disguised as soldiers]

Welcome to Quark Land. You have obviously arrived to enlist in the glorious war against the inferior Robotnik. Hail Quark!

TTails

Hail Quark!

Grounder

Hail Quar... [Scratch bonks him on the head] ...OW!

That's it! This time he's gone too far! It's duck-hunting season, boys!

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Dr. Robotnik!

Grounder

Throbbin Screech is on!

It's showtime! Bahahaha!

Silence! We're not watching his show; we hate his show!

Grounder

No we don't; it's our very favorite. (Scratch pounds him against the wall.) We'd rather watch reruns of Bart the Barfy Bumblebee any day.

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(After Sonic exchanges Easy Eddie for a rock, Scratch and Grounder bring it to Robotnik)

A rock?! You brought me a rock?! (Robotnik hurls the rock at Scratch, who quickly dodges)

Grounder

Um, it's a really nice rock, Dr. Robotnik!

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(self-narrating) If Dr. Robotnik can sink this final putt, he'll win the Mobius tournament of champions and win the grand prize of the dictatorship of the universe!

SGScratch & Grounder

DR. ROBOTNIK! (Robotnik hits his golf ball too hard and it bounces around the room wildly until it bounces off Scratch and Grounders heads and into Robotnick's mouth. He then spits it into the hole)

Grounder

Ooh, nice putt.

Thanks, and now I've got a nice putter for you two! (Robotnik wraps the putter around Scratch and Grounder's necks) What's so important that you had to ruin my golf game?

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As long as you don't mind thrown into dungeon full of snakes & eating dead spiders for the rest of your life!

Grounder

Don't look now! But I think we're in biiiiiiig trouble!

The Supreme High Robotnik, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

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Grounder (his arm-cannon blown to pieces) OHHH! MAMAAA!!