Coconuts quotes from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Coconuts

I love scrubbing toilets!

Sonic

Major fender-bender. Robotnik is not gonna be happy.

Robotnik

[furiously] You did what with my Egg-O-Matic?!

Coconuts

[nervously] Uh, I sorta borrowed it.

Robotnik

[angrily] "Borrowed it"?! You stole it, you pseudo-simian sap! [points at Coconuts] Give it back at once!

Coconuts

[stammering] Oh, right. Give it back, ye-yeah yeah, I'll give it back. I... Oh, uh... I can't.

Robotnik

[spitting at Coconuts] You can't?!

[in unison] We can!

Robotnik

My Egg-O-Matic! Oh, no!

Grounder

Coconuts totaled it, your supreme sliminess.

Coconuts

[nervously] I had a little accident. Eh, just a little accident. [chuckles nervously, then shrieks as Robotnik jumps]

Robotnik

Don't ruin my baby! [places hand on his forehead] Oh, I need to sit down. No, Coconuts, you need to sit down!

Coconuts

Boom-Boom, my long lost son!

Daddy!

Sonic

Time for a visit from the S.P.C.A.!

The who?

Coconuts

As soon as I saw the dreamamajig, Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd want to know about it!

Dr. Robotnik

Indeed! If I had that machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius!

Coconuts

I guess this means I'm finally gettin' my promotion, huh?

Dr. Robotnik

(shoots out of his chair) Promotion?! What for?! You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nincombot!

Coconuts

But, but, eh... (Dr. Robotnik gives him a mop and bucket)

Dr. Robotnik

I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class! Now go and mop up the dungeon! (Pulls a lever and Coconuts falls into the dungeon. Then the door opens and Scratch and Grounder fall through)

Dr. Robotnik

Snoo-PING AS usual, I see?

Scratch

Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dreamamajig!

Grounder

Er... me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown!

Dr. Robotnik

Stop jabbering, you dingbots! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events!

Grounder

And the brilliant idea is, your sneakiness?

Scratch

It's a work of genius!

Dr. Robotnik

Idiots! I haven't thought of it yet, you boot-lickers!

Grounder

Ooh. But when you think of it...

Scratch

I know it'll be marvelous!

Dr. Robotnik

That's true... Ahah! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme! (points at his feet) Now you may lick my boots! (Scratch and Grounder stick out their tongues in disgust)

Scratch

Urrgh!

Grounder

(disgusted) I hate this part!

Robotnik

AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!

Scratch

You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!

Robotnik

Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip.

Scratch

Wow, aha, great!

Grounder

Oh, boy, a tip!

Robotnik

The tip is: "always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded".

Scratch

I'll, uh, try to remember that.

Grounder

Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.

Robotnik

I bet this nugget alone is worth...[smells it]...hmmm? Strange. It smells like...chili beans. [eats it] It IS chili beans! STALE CHILI BEANS! Covered with gold paint!

Grounder

That was a pretty tricky hillbilly.

Robotnik

Coconuts!

Coconuts

[enters room] You want me, your putridness? You want me?

Robotnik

I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault!

Coconuts

What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!

Robotnik

Shut up! I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want to! I am demoting you down to mop-up duty!

Coconuts

But, but, but, but, but,...[moans]...where do I start?

Robotnik

By standing on that X!

Robotnik

Ha!

Coconuts

NOT AGAIN!

Robotnik

If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!

Robotnik

You lame-brained knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!

Coconuts

Oh, but I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U.s! I mean, C.I.A.s! Uh, C.O.D.s? I mean--

Robotnik

Get to the point, or your name will be M-U-D!

Coconuts

I got it! I got it! I saw a U.F.O.!

Robotnik

I see that Sonic did some training of his own!

Don't worry Doctor, it's still early in the season. We'll be ready next time.

What? Next time? (mumbles)

Robotnik

Next time, my foot!

Robotnik

You dolt, you're just lucky the Coachnik thinks we need you!

Coconuts

This is not what I call lucky!